The fly didn't fly away. Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone. Annoyed, the customer pointed at the used liverwurst and said, "No liverwurst, eh? It's very good for cuts, grazes and burns. What do you get if you cross Bananarama with a Vibrator? It looks just like one" "Give it a real test, just smell it.
Whack a dildo onto your thigh.
It's a Hefty bag with a pussy on the side. Check out which end of the broomstick she's riding. A woman asked the hardware store clerk, "Do you have any batteries? Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Sex should be a natural event of nature! A mop handle and six relatives shaking the bed!!!